Infowars: Man in Camo Spurs Michigan School Lockdown
Adan Salazar
Infowars.com
March 5, 2013All hell broke loose this morning as a former student visited his old Michigan high school wearing a camouflage getup.
It is the same uniform he dons where he serves at the Selfridge Air National Guard base located less than ten miles away from the L’Anse Creuse High School in Harrison Township, where it all took place.
L’Anse Creuse HS evacuation triggered by Selfridge airman wearing camouflage (video)
The man, who was not identified in reports, was apparently looking for the school guidance counselor sometime around 6AM to obtain a letter of recommendation, but an overnight custodian spotted him wandering the halls and called police on account of the man’s “suspicious” nature.
The commotion started because it was believed the man may have had a gun.
He was said to be wearing a camouflage uniform, black flak jacket (with pockets) and an empty gun holster.
“His visit set off a chain of events,” wrote the Detroit Free Press, “that led to the school closing before students started to arrive, said L’Anse Creuse Schools spokeswoman Kelly Allen.”
The call also sparked an evacuation, a school lockdown and an investigation, although the man had already left the school. “The school was placed on lockdown and buses filled with students were forced to wait at a nearby grocery store parking while police conducted their investigation,” My Fox Detroit reported.
Police say they later questioned the man at his home, and that he was “very cooperative.” The County Sheriff said the man exercised “poor judgement” in wearing military attire to the school.
“I think it was just poor judgement going to the school dressed like that,” Macomb County Sheriff Anthony Wickersham stated.
No charges will be filed, according to Fox News.
Riding the wave of hysteria brought on by the Sandy Hook school shooting in Newtown, Conn., we can add one more item to the list of things you can’t do at paranoid schools across the country.
Here’s the running list:
No biting breakfast tarts into the shape of a gun.
No building something that resembles a gun out of Lego bricks.
No playing with toys that shoot soft, harmless projectiles like Nerf toy guns.
No playing with pink Hello Kitty guns that shoot bubbles (this is a big one and can lead to you being charged with a “terroristic threat” to harm others.)
No cutting or shaping paper into a gun.
No screensavers or backgrounds showing guns.
Definitely no forming of the hands or fingers into a gun gesture and saying, “Pow.” (here, here and here)
No playing cops and robbers with each other.
And no obtaining a letter of recommendation while unarmed and wearing your military uniform.
I get this funny feeling that someone has a deliberate agenda to really brainwash people into thinking about guns in a vastly different way.
High School Requires Breathalyzer To Walk At Graduation (by PigMine3)
Survey: Recent high school grads having trouble finding full-time work
- 37% of recent high school grads without a college degree had a full-time job before the recession, according to a Rutgers University study
- 16% of recent high school grads without a college degree had a full-time job post-recession; part-time worker levels have gone down, too source
» A somewhat odd note from the article: ”In the two months since the survey was conducted, a large share of participants have had their phone numbers disconnected and could not be reached.” Now it’s possible they all got new cell phone numbers, or that they’re simply hard to track. But still, that’s not a common thing to happen in a survey.
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